How do you describe a British summer?

It’s been three years since the SailGP has visited the United Kingdom, but the sports league will be in Portsmouth on July 19-20. However, the Met Office has issued a thunderstorm warning with heavy rain predicted for the venue through the first day. For the shoreside crowds 20,000 strong, there is no ticket refund if the first race gets started.

Is it redundant to mention bad weather in Great Britain? Maybe…

What’s the difference between a British summer and a British winter?
In winter, the rain is colder.

Why don’t Brits make plans?
Because the weather already made them.

How do you describe a British summer?
The best day of the year!

If you don’t like the British weather, just wait five minutes… and it’ll probably get worse!